i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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