who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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