My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That accounts for only three of the penises
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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