she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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