Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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