Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
only you would photoshop your dick
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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