we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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