No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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