We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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