As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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