so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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