Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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