i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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