Where did you get a picture of my penis
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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