I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I showed him my bush... on skype.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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