I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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