brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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