We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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