How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wish I only lived at night.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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