The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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