I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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