normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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