Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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