I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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