i don't like sucking hair
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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