she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My vagina is officially offended.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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