Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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