I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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