Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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