who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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