I have demons in me.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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