yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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