Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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