Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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home. puking in laundry basket.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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