Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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