Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She's JV to your varsity
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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