We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had