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(660): View more from Missouri

He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair

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(716): View more from New York

I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe

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(856): View more from New Jersey

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

(856): View more from New Jersey

Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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(513): View more from Ohio

Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment

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(254): View more from Texas

guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....

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