i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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