Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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