I just cut my nipple shaving
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.