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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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