I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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