I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
All I want is dick and wine.
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