Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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