it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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