I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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