It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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