hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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