Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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