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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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