Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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