People with herpes should wear stickers.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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