Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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