Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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