in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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