Don't you send me to vm
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Moan for me like Helen Keller
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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