angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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